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hatefucker: Christ if I saw this in front of me I’d rape her sooo hard.
Bottom left picture. And I quote myself here, “Jesus goddamn mother fucking Christ. Holy oh my goddamn fucking holy shit damn oh my damn goddamn shit fucking Christ. Goddamn!” Me ams want to go to that country. Sure PYP, why not?
musclepigslut: workbootsfootys: oooooooooooooze: domnator2: Holy fucking Christ, this made me leak all over the fucking place, the intensity of edging inside a dude and then having him asscum when you’re trying to hold back. FUCK! Very hot…no
monarchyfactory: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS PORN
abluegirl: boysinperil: princeinstitches: abuubuubuu My thoughts in written format: fuck me that’s a giant motherfucking moth get it away get it away…it’s really pretty but FUCK NO get it away jesus fucking christ how could you kill it you’d
a-rather-horny-nerd: Me - Vein.
littlewun: Gots me a nice tattoo. Jesus fucking Christ.
richyxc93: friendyouwishyouhad: Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Just stoppppp it. HAHA
maxveers submitted: LOOKIT LITTLE BABBU UMBY~ Thanks for inspiring me to get back to work, Brae. It means a lot~ _______________________________ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CANT how did you get him so perfect i dont even KNOW FUCK<333333333333333333333333
monokuma-fever: nilvoid: qwp: this is honest to fucking christ the worst thing i have ever seen in my entire life and its cut off because im wholly convinced that viewing the entirety of this image will kill the people that view it instantly. i will
FUCKING CHRIST YOU LEFT ME WITH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS FOR A SWEEP AND A HALF HOW COULD YOU AUDHADFAJRKJKL;A
acidprick: black-nata: Tom Hiddleston sucking on a popsicle, you’re welcome. No. Sweet jesus christ. Something just broke inside of me. Not sure if my heart or reproductive parts. please.
Now I understand why a lot of you hoes turn off your fan mail. Because fucking not blogs keep sending y'all spam mail. Jesus fucking Christ I get like almost 2 a day now
weloveshortvideos: When you wake up to Spanish music you know your day is about to be spent cleaning
and this is how it starts
Jesus fucking CHRIST I just read a fuckton of really hardcore erotica (as in, so hardcore I wouldn’t even recommend it because some of that shit was disgusting, although some was decent too) and it involves training people to be perfect sex slaves.
frost-nebula replied to your post: Jesus fucking CHRIST I just read a fuc… I would really like to read that o3o ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE BECAUSE I HAVE A PRETTY FUCKING HIGH TOLERANCE AND EVEN I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS TOO MUCH and yet I read
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
robotlynx: sighnless: robotlynx: lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds then explain this JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK
me right nowjesus fucking christ
remikanazi: “American Sniper wasn’t a racist, propaganda film!” Someone tell these people then. “Great movie and now I really want to kill some fucking rag heads.” “#AmericanSniper makes me wanna go shoot some Arabs.”
definitelycanrelate: Definitely Can Relate?!?! Follow me.
radha-the-introvert: theinfiknight: cobaltdays: Thank the fucking gods this filled me with fear I scrolled too fast to skip the post but then I saw the Good Boy
thesolitaryghost: brigwife: stravaganza: fawkeshound: scruffythegodofthunder: the-merry-rochesterian: korraavaatu: Fangirl Challenge: Favorite Actresses {6/10} ———► Dame Maggie Smith Dame Maggie Smith is flawless. christ I saw this post
punnyneurotic: All around me are familiar faces.
jimmy-tiberius: ihadsuchhighhopes: professionally-dead: This makes me so happy And if you can’t find a dad a lesbian will work just as well I didn’t think it could get better but it got better
write me an endless song
i am so annoyed right now what the fuck, fuck my sister. like she fucking does this every goddamn fucking time. like i know we joke around a lot but what the actual fuck. every time she asks for something and i say no, she has the gall to get
pettypia: thelovelybones124: drewxelliott: tranquillust: yvngbaelove: reallifegohan: dmc-dmc: sevengod: bvdguyjordy: simplylovelyyy: etherealgyal: Jesus fucking Christ what the feck Reallyyy is she real 😳 Her name “Dj Thick-Wit-It”
domnator2: Holy fucking Christ, this made me leak all over the fucking place, the intensity of edging inside a dude and then having him asscum when you’re trying to hold back. FUCK!
Seriously why the fuck are you going to text me at 10 at night asking if I could watch your fucking kid with less than a day’s notice? Christ in a hat I am so fucking done. Get a fucking clue and watch your own damn kid. God. I did months of this,
My mother spammed me with one sentence texts yesterday about the protests in Baltimore. She seriously sent me about 7 in a row without a break in between. Now I get into my email and she’s sent me half a dozen cell phone pics of their TV with the news
naughtysalamander:male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot
No. Fuck YOU asshole.Fuck you. This isn’t going on my private fucking tumblr. You’re such an asshole. I fucking held it in while we were messaging, for the last time, but no. Fuck you. Fuck you for in my life consistantly screwing me over.
shelfofawesome: vine: Me as a detective FUCKING CHRIST.
isatanscock: satanic10: ancienpretre: 666sodomy: 666sluthol: poz666pig: dirtyffucker: poz666pig: satanguy88666: JIZZ US FUCKIN XRIST ! 666 Fuck YES Id love to worship that pierced meat. I’d fuck christ for him FUCK ME WITH THAT CROSS THEN
sugar-fairi: 666-y0: infatuated-s0ul:killingiiit: pdx-mami: FUCK I’m way to gay for own good JESUS FUCKING CHRIST me = no longer living OITNB makes me gayer
laborreguitina: poesiaespanol: Rica comida de mi México. someone make me all of these foods esp. pozole
This face always fucking gets me. Oh my god.
maplesuhtori: *talking to white* me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question? timothy: my name is actually chester but yes me: why did you pass the chinese exclusion act in 1882
blackplayboybunny: lopmon: freelander207: Yo I can’t fucking believe it. Tyler, The Creator came by to Austin’s Coffee where I hang out. He’s actually super chill, he talked to me about the breakup and everything. I’ve never met a famous person
Are you fucking kidding me!? Are serious!? Jeeeeeesus fucking Christ these asshole racist fucks never seize to amaze me
brooklynalphabro: fagsworshipstraights: foralphasglory: domnator2: Holy fucking Christ, this made me leak all over the fucking place, the intensity of edging inside a dude and then having him asscum when you’re trying to hold back. FUCK! the many
preciouspeterparkr: whimsicalethnographies: captainpoe: I’m sorry. NOPE the bunny ears they’re giving each other makes me so sOFT I HATE THIS AND I HATE YOU
My ankle is still fucked up, but if our lord Jesus Christ permits me and gives us a nice day, I shall be on my board
woooooooooooow my dad just tried to gyp 40 fucking bucks out of me when I paid him back for the work done on my car and when I told him that he told me a different amount he started laughing because I knew he was lying and jesus fucking christ what if
Y'know I really hate when people act like they do me these big ass fucking favors when in reality things just happened to work out for both parties. Things just happened to be convenient. You’re not special or great. Fuck yourself for trying
My manager told me I need to get laid because I thought my drawing of candles looked like nipples. Jesus fucking christ.
And he’s so fucking cute, too. His hair, his beard. His fucking laugh. You can’t tell here but he has such beautiful eyes. Christ, I’m taking care not to trip over myself, but this could be good. Really fucking good.
meloetta: 3little-kitten3: meloetta: mosquito: *about to bite me* me: umm i have a bf 🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl me: mosquito: yikes
isopodde: KICKING YOUR ASS REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE
jokebud: slavery: I’m watching naruto and this old guys like naruto if you can get me some ASS I’ll teach you to walk on fucking water son i HATE that i know that you’re taking about jiraiya
xvvmcmxcvii: ex-0ticdreams: neon-rainbowsss: therestlessstoner: kushandcake: breaking of the bread I will forever reblog this it’s like porn for stoners OH MY GOD Jesus fucking Christ.
rwby CINDER ‘FUCK ME TO A CRISP’ FALLJESUS JEN STARTING OFF THE NEW YEAR WITH SIN AREN’T YA FUCKING CHRIST karma-karma-carmilla, this made me laugh incrdibly hard, I thank you
Me: *Beta reads Tenacity*Me:
flamingheadphones: Feminist Brain: This show is full of powerful female role models and contains almost a majority of positive queer romances. It’s a win for women and the LGBT community.Lesbian Brain: powerful pretty women please punch me in the throat
traynors: jesus fucking christ is there ever a moment in this game where Isabela isn’t beautiful? fuck omfg this made me think of that one thing from HIMYM
xekstrin: cockbiteproductions: me: im not spending any more money on rt merch for the rest of year rt: me: goddammit fucking fuck